Even Better Than Women in Combat

Now that we Americans are going to send women into combat, on purpose, there’s no reason why we should stop there.

We should send children into combat, too.

We are told that modern warfare really doesn’t much get into all that old-fashioned hand-to-hand stuff anymore: that, in fact, it’s more like a video game than anything else. And who’s better at video games than a kid? By the time he or she is twelve years old, a child has–in video games–slaughtered countless multitudes of zombies, rival gang members, space aliens, and other foes. To a kid, war will be just another video game.

While we’re at it, look at all the Social Security and healthcare money we could save by sending the elderly into combat, too. Instead of just sitting around watching Rachel Ray on TV, they can zero in on our country’s enemies and blow them to kingdom come.

By now everybody knows that the overarching mission of the U.S.  military is social engineering. The beauty of that is, you can keep plugging away at this mission even if you lose a war.

Hats off to our all-wise glorious leaders!

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

5 Responses to “Even Better Than Women in Combat”

  • Ladywisdom or ladywiz

    LOL Lee, I really get a kick of your posts. I’d be afraid of signing up for combat, I get easily confused and might turn into friendly-fire to the detriment of our own troops.

    Seriously though, I know of women in the IDF, (Israeli Defense Forces) who are master machine gunners. One of them was an Israeli actress who came to 20th Century Fox on leave to do “The Story of Ruth”, Elana Eden starred as Ruth back in 1960 and it was produced by Henry Koster.

    • leeduigon

      You really do know your movies!

      Israel is a small country surrounded by enemies and vastly outnumbered. If their enemies win, the women of Israel are going to be slaughtered anyhow: so they might as well fight. Then again, we don’t see a single instance in the Bible of Israel or Judah purposely sending women out to do battle. But modern Israel is a very secular nation; they wouldn’t be guided by the Bible.

      • LadyWiz

        And you certainly know the Word, Lee. Touche! LOL!

        There is an instance in the Bible, Judges 4:14-21, where Deborah, a woman judge over Israel prophesied over the armies of Israel and they won a mighty victory that day.

        However, later that day, Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, finished the hacket job by nailing a tent peg into the enemy commander’s temple – end of story.

        P.S.
        I have no problem in defending my home, family, church or nation against an enemy combatant. I just have a problem pointing the gun in the right direction as I have a bad cataract in my left eye. ;^ )

  • Erlene Talbott

    Correct, Lee. This is madness, following on the heels of previous ill advised decisions one after the other. I am pretty handy with a gun of almost any kind, but I would never consider myself combat ready. My qualms about killing another human being would not fit my concept of myself as a woman at all.

    • leeduigon

      Well, Erlene, someone is going to have to shoot those pesky conservatives. After all, now that we are allied with the Muslim Brotherhood, there won’t be anyone to fight except other Americans. They can turned it into an enormous video game, with big prizes for the most kills. And Obama can munch on popcorn while he watches.

      Can I please wake up now?

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