For those of you who insist on sending your children back to public school this year, at least give the kids a sporting chance. Give them a copy of The Great Escape, and time to view it more than once.
In this classic movie about POWs escaping from a German prison camp, children packed off to school will learn useful information about digging tunnels, staying on the lam without getting caught, tricking the guards, etc.
Or you could just let them stay in public school for 13 years or so and learn all about conformity, the gender spectrum, white privilege, and Global Warming–to say nothing of eccentric sexual techniques, atheism, and what unprogressive dopes their parents are. Then they’ll be ready for collidge.