Yeasterday I “was in” my prefesser’s Howse washing his Toylet Paper to Save The Planet and the phone it rung and thare was noboddy else in Side “so” i ansered it and gess What it was a Pole! So thay poled Me!!
Thay aksed me “a” hole bunch of Quastoins abote The News medea and TV news and noosepapers and Maggazeens and i telled them How “much” I like all The News Medea becose alyaws thay telling The truth “but” then thay aksed me Do “yiu considder” yoore self Hipspanick?? Wel I wastnt bron yeastadday! So I sayed “is This “a” trick Questoin??” And i woned up saying “yes i Do” becose I knowed its goood to Be Hipspanick whatever That is!
And then It got “natsty” becose Thay aksed me are Yiu Mail or Femail? and yiu beter beleave I ponced on that! And i sayed Whoe! Yiu has trying To “tie” me “To the Sexule Bynary! Dont yiu know thats Hat Speech??? Yiu is a Biggit! yiu Has broke the Law! and I am goin “to” report yiu “to our” Specile Diversity Rabid Responts Teem” for it!!! And than thay hanged up but thay was too Late! i all reddy got them!
I immedatly phoned to Specile Diversity Rabid Responts Teem to report them and get Them throwed “in” jale but the Specile Diversity Ofiser he aksed me What is the Name “of” the Biggit i was tallking to and Oh Dammit i forgot!!! i gess I shuld of Rote It Downe but i didnt Have no pensyl! So the ofiser he aksed me Wel Waht was the Name “of” the Poling Ogrenyzation that caled and i forgot That too! I was so imbarassed! And “the” ofiser he Got mad At me “and” yeled at me for Wasting “his tyme!” I sure Was sory over That!
Wel if It evver hapens Agian I wil know “whatt” to do!
Joe baby, like all liberals, you live in a very scary, trauma-inducing world. Keep washing that toilet paper, dude. (Sorry, didn’t mean to be gender specific there.)
Apparently your little stay in the clink didn’t clear your brain any. Your spelling is worse than ever, and your politics are still horrendous. Oh well, I live in hope 🙂
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Great job. Covered it all on one page. Superb!