Yeasterdday in Gender Studies 606 the prefesser She toled “us” abote this hear Book its al abuot Past Lifes! And how wee al “used to” be Somone Else! It is OK for us “to” beleave this Becose them stopid christins they Dont beleave “it”!
She sayed This Hear it is “the” Spiritule Apsect of Gender Floidity! If yiu Are a Mail it meens yiu “used to” bee Femail and If yiu are Femail “it” meens yiu used to bee Mail! and That is “why” Evry One shuld ouhght to get This hear Past Lifes Retro-Regresion Tharapy so then yiu Wil know whom Yiu “used to” be and yiu can Go “back” to beeing It!
Wel lett Me tel yiu larning This it shure got My Moth Antenners in a Twist! Becose affter al the hole reeson i got Moth Antenners is thay shoot me up Whith Moth Hormoans to make Me into “a” wimmin! But then i get to Thinkin “may-be I “used to” bee a Moth!!! and Waht wuld hapen If i did Past Life Retro-Regresion and got hippotized, wuld That “turn me” into a Reel Moth whith Wings??? but of coarse i Didnt aks That becose Hear At Collidge yiu Not aloud to aks no Questoins. That is a New Pollisy we got and it reely works! Besydes thay wont “let yiu” have no Play-Doh iff Yiu aks Quesstins!
Now it all makes sense. Upon reflection, I’m pretty certain that I used to be Cleopatra, Alexander the Great and Glenn Miller. This explains everything, especially my love of Swing music.
Note that nobody ever used to be a sharecropper or a serf.
Wrong, actually. Have you ever heard of Bridey Murphy?
Yeah, I always thought that was funny. It helps to explain the “shadow government” thinking they should control everybody’s life. LOL
Isn’t that funny. OTOH, Cleopatra has thousands, if not millions of simultaneous reincarnates out there.
If it weren’t so serious, the whole thing would be hilarious. Most of what these people do comes down to their imaginings, but they are still of Satan’s turf by attempting to deal with the occult.
Here’s a clip of just how ridiculous it gets:
I once saw (on TV) a fat bald guy with hairy arms blithering away about how he used to be a lady-in-waiting to Marie Antoinette. Once you see that, you’ll find it entirely impossible to believe in reincarnation.
Maybe he was a transgender lady in waiting to Marie Antoinette. 🙂
Sorry, just being silly there, but it illustrates just how ridiculous things have become.
Growing up, I was sheltered, so maybe I’m naive, but it seems to me that the nut-jobs have grown exponentially throughout my adult life. There was some push-back by those rooted in reality in the ’80s, but overall, these days make the most ridiculous hippie nonsense of the ’60s look tame.
I don’t think transgender had been invented back then. This guy was just a certified idiot.
At least he was certified at something. 🙂