Iff yiu has not joyned #The Resistiance “yet” wel whatt Are yiu weiting for?? Yiu must be a reel stopid Racist Biggit!
Yeasterdday that Donold Trumpt he shuld Not be pressadint it shuld “be” Hillery, he went and busted “the” Intrenatonal Climbit Change Treety! That it was jist “whatt” them Russhans thay wanted him “to” do!! And now he going To Kill Everybody in the Worled and Destroy The Planit jist so he “can” make a big prophit!
Yiu jist weit til Climbit Change it takes Aweiy al the Air and yiu cant Breeth no more and aslo Every place it wil alll be Under Water!!! then yiu willl al be Sorry but it Wil “be tooo” late!! Keeth Odorman he “was” rihgjt wen “he was” on TV and he sayed Al the intellerginces in al The ohther countrys thay has got To get ridd of Trumpt! He wuld Not be on TV iff he wasnt reel Smart!
Butt no! No boddy thay didnt lissen “to” him and Now look waht hapens!
I has alyaws sayed The onely thing this evel Racist contry fill of De-Plorribles has got goin for It that “is” Us Interllecturals hear at al The Collidges and now We Are “the” only Ones that Can Save The Worled witch meens al yiu Odrinary Dum Peple yiu got to Obay us from now on!! And the frist Thing yiu got to Do is overthrough Trumpt!! Befour The Planit it runs Out “of” air and We al gets drownded!! This gots to Be done rihgjt now!!!! and then we musst make Hillery the pressadint and Pressadint Obamma he musst be Pressadint of The Worled becose onely he “is” smart enuhgh!
Rememember, thare cant be No more life On This Planit unles yiu obays us Interllecturals!!!
Joe, you’re becoming apoplectic! I have a suggestion for you – just in case we run out of air. Trade in your antenners for gills and jump in a lake!
Verry funy, “the” hole plaice wil be A Lake buy then!
So what does Joe have against fish? Is he an ichthyophobe?
Phoebe, is there a word for a ‘spellerphobe’? I think Joe has it.
Orthographophobe?
Lol. Sounds good to me. I knew you’d come through! 🙂
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Here’s a follow-up for Joe Collidge.
The height of hypocrisy! https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/06/04/eco-friendly-de-blasio-wont-give-up-suv-rides-to-gym/
DeBlasio, whose real name is Warren Wilhelm Jr., is just another global warming scam artist who doesn’t act like he believes a single word of it.
As the 1960s leftist terrorists were always saying, “The issue is never the issue; the issue is the revolution.”