Police in Shoggoth Township, Michigan, have broken up a gang of ancient Egyptian mummies who were allegedly attempting to infiltrate the Heydude Trailer Park.
It is believed the police were tipped off by a cat.
“We believe the mummies’ original target was a deserted Victorian house on Hobart Street,” said Det. Sgt. Warren Peace, “but you know how easily mummies get confused.”
A spokesman for the trailer park said it was not park policy to allow mummies.
Wow! I’m glad I don’t live there! And whichever cat tipped them off may need to be rescued. I hear mummies are really partial to cats. Don’t you just love fake news? I must say, Lee, yours is so much more creative than what the lame stream media comes up with 🙂
Be cReful, Lee. You might be getting a job offer from a certain news network. 🙂
Blatant discrimination against mummies! Racism! Mummiephobia! I’m surprised the fakenews flash didn’t make a point of this.