Patzer Products proudly announces a new line of hi-tech golf balls specially designed to raise and reinforce the golfer’s self-esteem.
Outwardly, Patzer’s Tru-Flite balls look just like any other golf balls. But thanks to a miniaturized digital proactive guidance system on the inside, Tru-Flite will give you a hole in one every time you hit the ball! All you have to do is hit it; the ball will do the rest. Right into the cup, every single time!
Imagine a PGA tournament which everybody wins! In which every golfer hits a hole in one, every time he swings the club! Imagine someone who really stinks at golf suddenly finishing every course 70 strokes under par!
Especially recommended for today’s college students, Tru-Flite balls really do cost a lot–but that’s okay, because The Rich are going to be forced to pay for them.
Even with those I’d end up going bogey + 3 on every hole. 🙂
You still get a participation trophy, and a “Good Job!” from your baby-sitter or your Socile Jutstus prefesser, whichever one is watching you for the day.
Make certain that they warm my Pla-Doh before they give it to me. I don’t want to get a chill from cold Pla-Doh. 🙂
What, you still have to swing a club??? 🙂
One hurdle at a time, please!
This sounds like the perfect gift for North Korea’s ‘Dear Leader’ 🙂