America Needs No-Show Judges

Here’s something the next Democrat president will have to deal with.

How do you get absolutely the best and wisest people to serve as judges, if they’re always busy doing something else? Why is there no one available but lawyers and such?

Imagine Michael Moore on the Supreme Court, with the federal courts presided over by the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Barbra Streisand, and a whole passel of gay and transgender activists, Climate Justice activists, Gender Studies professors who also belong to Antifa, and currently incarcerated felons. Imagine a court system truly reflective of the Democrat voting base.

Well, the reason we don’t have these all-stars from the real world serving as judges in our courts is because they just don’t have the time. You can’t be sitting there in a courtroom day after day when you should be out there making movies, or rioting.

So who says the judge actually has to be there? Give him or her a cell phone, and the decision can be rendered in between takes of a movie. Anyway, these people are so bright, they don’t even have to hear the evidence. Their instantaneous grasp of what ought to be done in any given case will make those court calendar pages fly!

Democrat solutions to America’s problems–they really work.