Wel tonite “is” Halaweeen and Tomarrow it is Laber Day and us Interllecturals and Socile Jutstus Wirers we Are redy for it!!
I hasnt got anny Cotstomb becose i alredy got My Moth Antenners from al themb Moth Hoarmoans thay shute me up with and aslo i culdnt Think “of” an cotstomb that didnt Have “no” Cultcheral Apropation it Is jist tarrable wen yiu apropates some Poor Minorty’s cultcher so yiu Cant dres Up “as” a Which Docter or nothin!! butt it dont Mater becose We “Are” going to doo a spatial Kind “of” Trick Or Treeting!
This Halaween Nite my frends And Me wee are “going” “to” Ockupie al them stoares Downtown in Town al them No Good Captilist Bisnissmans and make Them Pay off ore Stodent Debtt!!!! that is reel Socile Jutstus!! Yiu seee we “are” Doin stopid lowsy Americka a Big Fayver jist bye Us goin to Collidge and no whay We has Got “to” pay four It our selfs!! Thay has alredy maked Enuhgh monny and Now thay got to pay!!! We wil Not go awway untill “thay” Pays it ether!!!
And then some Racist Biggit she come allong “and” she sayed we al stopid and Halaweeen it Isnt To’nite so somboddy in Auntyfa thay jist beet her Up and that wil ficks her and Her Whyte Prifflidge!!!
You can tell it’s Friday when you see one of Joe Collige’s posts. I’m sure after we pay off his collige debt for him, he will then demand a top-paying job with all kinds of perks. But hey, isn’t Joe white? He must be so ashamed.
Job? Job? when did he ever say he wanted a job?
Maybe a job as a community organizer so he can go on doing what he’s been doing at collidge — but now get paid for it.
What a stroke of luck! A built-in costume! Finally there’s a reason for your antenners, Joe ::)
Be careful about having your student debt paid for though. If that happens, they might make you leave campus, and then where would you get your moth hormones?