Crazy Science: Rats with Human Brains

Check out this headline from The Sun (UK): “Scientists are implanting tiny HUMAN brains into rats” (https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/4867891/scientists-give-rats-consciousness-by-implanting-them-with-tiny-human-brains/).

Hmm… what’s goin’ on here? Like, where do you get tiny human brains that can fit into rats’ skulls? This Science is being conducted at Stanford University, so maybe that’s where the tiny human brains are. Maybe the campus is lousy with ’em.

Later on the reporter lets slip that what he means by “tiny human brains” is, in fact, little clumps of cells, taken from human brain tissue, called “organoids.” These micro-items are implanted in a rat’s brain, three or four organoids, and at least sometimes, by and by, become “functionally integrated with the rat.” The Sun Illustrates this point with a picture of a hamster. I guess if you’ve seen one little furry animal, you’ve seen ’em all.

Scientists have already, the reporter adds, “hacked rats’ brains,” making them run or freeze or turn around just by throwing a switch… “using an invisible magnetic field.”

Uh, aren’t all magnetic fields invisible? You can’t just look out your window and see one, can you?

The purpose of these experiments, we are told, is to learn more about the function of the brain and maybe how to fix it when it malfunctions. Well, okay, who can be opposed to that? But some bioethicists are worried about what might happen if they cram, say, 1,000 organoids into a rat’s head. Wouldn’t that make the rat… human-like? And thus entitled to “some kind of respect”? Hopefully more respect than Christians or conservatives get on campus.

We’ll know better if the rats start lying to each other, stealing stuff, getting lost in mazes that they used to run successfully, or cheating at cards.

Meanwhile… couldn’t we, like, respect them just as they are?

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9 responses to “Crazy Science: Rats with Human Brains

  • Erlene

    It is all a futile attempt to play God and even improve on His work. What utter fools these mortals be…

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  • Linda Sorci

    Chimeras come to mind . . .

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  • Phoebe

    There are lots of these “organoids” in every unborn baby’s brain. So why aren’t unborn babies considered human and thus entitled to “some kind of respect”?

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  • UnKnowable

    Lots of fertile soil in this post. Where do I begin?

    When I saw the title of this post my first reaction was that it’s only fair. One need only to read the headlines of the unfolding sex scandals to realize that there are humans out there acting as if they had a rat’s brain. 🙂

    Then, I decided to see matters from the rat’s point of view. After the organoids have functionally integrated, the rat wakes up with a greater sense of self and a greater sense of purpose. After pondering life with this expanded consciousness it declares: “Cogito, ergo tremulo nasus”, “I think, therefore I twitch my nose”.

    I would call such scientists idiots, but that would insult the average, run of the mill idiot who is far too smart to do any of these stupid things.

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  • Ina

    Maybe they used Joe’s brain. He does not use it.

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  • thewhiterabbit2016

    First off, Mickey Mouse is not a rat, but a mouse – show some respect, ha ha.
    Ivan Pablov would be so proud, training rats with the throw of a switch.

    I’m all for scientists learning more about the human brain but in an ethical way. Great Britain says Alzheimer is now the leading cause of death in their country, heart disease being second. Not a good sign for western civilization.

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