Somtimes us Interllecturals we “are” so Smart we culd jist Kiss our selfs al over!
Hear at Collidge we has set Up a “nattividy seen” whith “a” Computer in the mainger insted Of that baby becose The Computer it is a Simble of Ssciance and Proggrest it is goin to Make “the” World toetully Perfict!! This hear is Reel Salivation,, not that fake salavation them christins thay Awlyaws talk abote!!!
As sooon as we gets Word Press or Faice Book to set “it”up we can putt a Computer Chip in Evryboddy’s brane and then the Computer it wil know “evry” time somone thay Think a hatful thuohght or somb Other Thing that is wrongg And bad and then The Govvermint it wil take Out yore brane and Fix “it” so yiu cant think No More Bad Things!! that is the whay to Control al them ordrinary dum peple so thay Cant vote “for” Trumpt no more!!
Jist think Of “it”!! No more Bad Thinking!! And than evryboddy Thay wont has to “work”” no more thay can jist “de-voat” al thare Time “to” studdy and aslo Vidio Games!! No more work, no more buzness and no more No-Good ritch peple trying to Make a prophit!!!! The hole world It Will be Perffict!! Becose Sciance it have All The Anssers!!
Like my prefesser he sayes “The Peple thay can ownly be Trooly Free iff yiu take Awaiy thare freedim!!!” But yiu has to go to Collidge and be a Introllectural befour yiu “can” under-stannd that!
I think we’ve reached the mother lode of left-leaning ideology.
Its nawt for nutthn the millioneals is calt the dummest gineeretion!
In his exalted joy, Joe forgot to mention the ugliest word in the Inglish language, “corporation.”
He has a little trouble spelling it.