Waht a supprise i Got this weak! Wuld yiu beleave “it”? I has ben ellected to the Stodent Soviat!!! Like i dint even “know” thay was having a Ellection, but i gotted Two Rite-In Votes “and them” it was enuhgh to Pro-pell me “into” grateness!!
So whe haved our meeeting “Last” nihght and Our Cheef Comisar she sayed I “has got a” Challinge “for yiu;: we shuld auhght to come up whith” a New Socile Jutstus Thing that nobody at no Othar Collidge thay hasnt not done befour!” and we comed up whith a hole lot of idears but thay al beeen done somware Else “alreddy.” And she kept saying No, no, “yiu gots to Think of” som thing it is orginel!!! and yiu wuld be amayzed how Hard that is!!
Whe was intruppted for a minit by some racist in the audients he sayed No “wonder thay” call it A Looniversity!! So six of us we beet him up “and” sentintsed him to Sensertivity Traning that whill shut him “up” for a wile!
Wel whe was At It al nihght and hear it Is waht “whe finely” comed Up whith!!
Fromb now on it willl be The Stodent Sovite whe wil tell Evry Boddy who thay gots to has Secks whith and thay woont be aloud To Do It with no boddy Else! We will doo This “becose” thiss hear it is Waht is fare and thare willl only Be “Fareness” at this collidge anymore!!! Whe wil assine al The other “stodents” thare Secks Pratners fromb now on and yiu wil be Kicked Out of Collidge unles yiu has Secks whith who whe telll yiu to!!!
Whe are pritty sure No Other Collidge “thay has” done this yet and whe Cant weit to see al the Other Collidges follow suet!!!
I wonder how long it will be before this becomes a reality, somewhere.
You know how hard it is for me to stay ahead of the curve, when satirizing our looniversities.
I know. Fiction has limits that reality seems intent on breaking. 🙂
Hooray! Joe and his Soviet have solved the problem of “whom to love.” Oh, but wait … aren’t the LGBTQAIXYZBVD people complaining about being told whom to love? Uh-oh….
You must expect some muddled thinking from this crowd. It’s sort of their forte.
Phoebe, you and I are on the same wavelength on this one 🙂
TGIJ – Thank God It’s Joe day. What a breakthrough, what a revelation! This should keep rapists monogamous. Why didn’t the leadership of the Dems think of this – but wait, they don’t really have any leadership these days.
They also aren’t supposed to “think.” That’s patriarchal hegemonic logocentrism deriving from white privilege. Emotions are all that count.
Congrats, Joe. Your situations seems to have improved.
Can’t say the same thing for your spelling and grammar, though.