So my wife’s new bra was too tight and she wanted to stretch it. She turned to me–without first explaining the situation–and asked, “Would you please wear my bra?”
“Certainly not! I’d look like a pervert.”
“You can wear it backwards.”
“Then I’ll look like a crazy pervert.”
That was a few years ago, but Patty was laughing about it this morning. Ah, memories!
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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations.
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February 24th, 2018 at 10:53 am
Unfortunately, yesterday’s perversion is today’s new normal. No wonder Patty was laughing. The irony is just too much!
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