So my wife’s new bra was too tight and she wanted to stretch it. She turned to me–without first explaining the situation–and asked, “Would you please wear my bra?”
“Certainly not! I’d look like a pervert.”
“You can wear it backwards.”
“Then I’ll look like a crazy pervert.”
That was a few years ago, but Patty was laughing about it this morning. Ah, memories!