Hey, Snopes–snope this!
The Gamey Game Co. has released its new deluxe version of its computerized chess game, Checkmate, Dude! Described by its maker as “the game you always win,” Checkmate, Dude! is famous for having the player’s opponent resign before the first move is made.
The deluxe version comes with sound. Each time your electronic opponent resigns, it pays you a compliment. “I don’t stand a chance against a genius like you!” “Playing against you is like playing against Chess itself!” “You’re fantastic!” And so on. Plus, you can add compliments to the computer’s repertoire.
Checkmate, Dude! sells for a mere $1,250 and is available at most hovels.
This could really work out for someone like me who has not the first idea in the world how to play chess. I could win without even playing! 🙂
Sounds very affirming. 🙂
I trust that it’s always white that resigns? Otherwise, it would be a raaacist game. 😉
Uh-oh…
It’s priced right – only the White Privileged can afford it. How about, “You are the Chessanator?”
I have a chess improvement website, which you are welcome to visit: https://getgoodatchess.blog/
Thanks for the invite: my game could use spiffing up.
This reads like satire. This cannot be true?! What kind of loser would spend that kind of money to be played for the fool? ~amy
You got me–it’s a satire.
Here’s one we wish were satire!
https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/05/26/rachel-dolezal-faces-felony-charges-for-welfare-fraud/
Liberals deserve her, and she deserves them.