In our Sexism and Opresion class “this Morning” we lernt abote this hear “book” it is caled The Grate Ghatsby and “it is” all full-up Whith hetronomratiffity and Wite Prifflidge and triger “Words” only It “was” Harrd for me “To” pay atension becose My Moth Antenners thay was itchin somthing feerce!!
Anyhow this guy Ghatsby he was a hindoo or somthing “and” he got reel Ritch selling Boots and things and he “had” this hear grate Big Huose on some Iland i think “it” was Sissaly or some “place” Like that and he was “in” Luv whith this hear Wimmim her “name” it was Dazy and she was like all reddy “maried” to some ritch ghye but Ghatsby he got to has Dazy only she run Over some Ohther guye or maybe it Was some ohther guys Whife,, i dont know i “Had” reely bad itchy then..mayby I misssed somthing! and then Ghatsby he got shott!!!
Now thiss Sexist Racist storey it Is importted becose “it” re-deuces all Wimmins to being Hand-mades thay is got to has Babys for christins and nevver is aloud to get a bortion! Oo that makes me Mad!! and that “is” whye this hear Book it got to be Band!!! so no boddy thay is aloud “to” reed it no moar!! so affter she lernt it to us and she toled us All “abote it” the prefesser she throwed the Book “on The” flore and jumpped Up and Downe on it wile wee alll Chantered Hillery, Hillery, Hillery!!!
And now i gess yiu can see howe Us Intrerllecturels we get “so” Smart “at” Collidge!!
I finally understand the plot, after all these years. 🙂
Now I’m in suspense about why Joe’s moth antenners are suddenly so itchy. Is he about to metamorphose again? Is he developing an allergy to feminist perfessers? Or to books? Has he contracted an embarrassing disease? And above all, do I really want to hear the answers to these questions? 🙂
I am not sure whether Joe has reached the point where he can pupate.
Hey Joe, “old man”, isn’t “The Great Gatsby” high school level reading?
Hey Joe, Were you in India with Hillery jumping on her book while she was there promoting it? That would explain this: