London Imposes ‘Knife Control’

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Next, a ban on forks?

Private ownership of a gun is impossible in London, but in spite of this total gun ban, the murder rate in the British capital this year has surpassed the murder rate in New York City. These murders are not being committed with guns, but with knives and acid. So the mayor of London has decreed strict “knife control” laws (https://www.dailywire.com/news/29179/londons-mayor-declares-intense-new-knife-control-emily-zanotti). This is not a satire.

Mayor Sadiq “Getting-Blown-Up-By-Terrorists-Is-Just-Part-Of-Life-In-The-Big-City” Khan, who earlier called “stop and frisk” tactics by police “racist,” has now approved “stop and frisk” for knives. In his immortal words on Twitter, “No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife.”

Uh-oh. I carry two of them. One is for opening boxes of cat food. The other is a memento of my father; plus it’s got this nifty little pair of scissors on it. I guess it’s a good thing I don’t live in London.

America’s Ben Shapiro replied, “Why would anyone want to carry a knife or gun for self-defense?” No satisfactory answer to his question has yet been offered.

So they’re gonna come down hard on knives; and because the issue is not hardware, but character and morality and culture, people in London will find something else with which to kill each other. You can do it with a two-by-four, if you put your mind to it. Or take off your belt and use it to strangle someone from behind. Then they’ll want “belt control.” Be sure to invest in a suspenders factory.

When God’s laws are ignored, man’s laws are worth precisely nothing.

14 comments on “London Imposes ‘Knife Control’

  1. Good luck Sadiq trying to stop people from carrying sharp objects and hurting one another, they can’t even do that in prison in a super-controlled environment with 24/7 security.

  2. London, where only criminals have guns and knives, invites even more criminal aliens to join the fray. What can go wrong. What’s next, banning British citizens from using their fists? Kicking? Headlocks? Jumping? Spitting? Wouldn’t be surprised. If the pendulum swings any further left, there won’t be anybody left on the streets for the criminals to attack. So then they’ll have to build more prisons and who’s going to pay for their benefits then?

  3. I recently read a study that showed the greatest number of physical attacks to have been with fists and feet (punching and kicking). Therefore, we must ban hands and feet.

  4. . . . and what about letter openers, pencils, pens, bottles of bleach or ammonia – the list is endless. Such foolishness is merely a distraction from what they don’t want us to notice.

    1. At my sword school there was a seminar on how to use pencils as weapons–and sensei wasn’t joking about that, either.

    2. My Force Recon Marine has said similar things – and many more items as well. Quite sobering.

  5. Mayor Khan is the guy that keeps saying London is the safest big city in the world. I wonder if that has something to do with his Islam religion that allows you to lie to infidels if it promotes Allah’s cause of a one-world socialistic state under Sharia law.

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