I amb has a hardd “time” Writing this becose “that” stopid cat Robby she is lee the Fashists cat she keeps “on” bumpping my Hand!! i know he put her up “to” It! but i wil rite this annyhow!!
I jist heered abote this Grate lexture by a Prefesser she sayed we “has got” to Under Stand Rachel Captillism and the Open Seecrit of Rachel Captillist Vilince!! Wel we Are Introllecturals so of coarse we all-ready knows evvry Thing it is Racist! The reely Grate thing This hear prefesser she sayed is Indervidural Rites thay Fuuel Captillist Vilince expeshally “”Free Speach” and “Proptery Rites!!” yiu go girl!!!! (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=10817)
Dam that cat she maid me Spel a wird wrong!!! wye dont she stop doing That???
Aslo she sayed thare shuld be no Pollice—no it wassnt the dum cat who sayed That! Wear was I? Oh yeh and aslo Socilism It “works” reely good becose Then Evvry Boddy thay is All Equil!!
So wee shuld auhght to Get “rid of”” al them Socalld Rites, only Us Interllecutrals we Are Smart Enuhgh to has “them” rites ordrinary dum peple thay Are Tooo Dum to has rites!!! Thay wil jist Whind Up “saying” hat speach and Racist stuph!!! Unlest yiu Are a Intrelecktural yiu “Mite As” wel be jist a Baby that Is “wye” we got to do All yore “Thinking” four yiu!!! and yiu stopid dum peeple yiu dont evvin apreceate It!!!
Wye dont This cat jist gett out “Of” hear??? She maid me make a airer!!
Owch she bited My moth Antenners!!! Yow! now she—
[The editors regret that Joe Collidge is unable to continue his essay.]
I see you’re back, Joe. What happened? Did you get put in the corner for picking on Robbie? Serves you right after all the hate speech you directed at her! Good thing those dunce caps are roomy so they don’t interfere with your antenners.
For a minute, you had me thinking Rachel Captillism and Open Seecrit were professors in a gay relationship.
You’re lucky Robbie doesn’t hold grudges or you’d still be in the corner.
Robbie is sitting up here purring, quite pleased with herself.
Robbie gets extra snacks for the rest of the weekend!
The world gets more insane every day. I don’t know where this is going, but we can be sure it will be used in many cases for less than good purposes.
http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/3d-printer-turns-humans-into-cyborgs-now-the-end-begins/
It’ll be great because complicated electronic gizmos always work perfectly.
And this is scary! – although Joe Collidge may think it’s the cat’s meow 🙂
https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/04/27/uk-is-toast-ranks-poorly-for-press-freedom-schools-remove-analogue-clocks-because-teens-cant-tell-the-time/
Joe Collidge had to take a special seminar to learn how to tell time–remember?–and he still can’t do it.
No need to learn to tell time, your cell phone will tell you that. I suggest Joe Collige download the Spell/Check app on his computer.
He has one already but can’t get it to work right. He thinks its part of his charm 🙂