We wil Abollish Sex-ism!!

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We hadded a meting of The Stodent Soviet “last nihght” and al yiu ordrinary dum fokes who “thinks” it is eazy being “a’ Introlllectural yiu dont know waht yiu “Are” talkin abote!! Yiu think its eazy thinking Up “al new” whays of makin Socile Jutstus? Yiu are jist al Stopid!!!

Butt we comed Up whith a Doozy lats nihght! This it wil reely Fix them Sex-ists! Evin ordrinary dum peeple thay auhght to be “abel to” under stand this!! And hear it is!

Iff yiu like wimmin, yiu are a Sex-ist!

Iff yiu dont like wimmin, yiu “are” A Sex-ist!

and Aslo iff yiu do not cair one Whay or another then yiu are aslo Sex-ists!!!

Lets sea yiu dum peeple get out “of” That!!!!!

Man our heds hurted becose it Was “so harrd” to Come Up whith this! Troo Introlllectural Thinking,, “it Is” harrd wirk!!That is “whye” yiu has to has a Collidge Eddication! Jist plane peeple thay “are Nott” smart Enuhgh to Think “of” stuph like this!! It maid me Dizzzy and i had “to eat” a hole paire of Jim Sox befour i fellt Normel again!! and aslo my Moth Antenners thay hert tooo!

We are goingto putt this “in” the Teechers Hand Book so thay can has a Inclusivv Clast Roomb and aslo so thay “Can” stop Micro Grecians befour thay start!!!

Thare woont be anny Moar bad thinking whenn We “get” throohgh!

8 comments on “We wil Abollish Sex-ism!!

  1. What a relief! For a minute there I was concerned about those Micro Grecians!

    And congratulations, Joe. You’ve managed to arrive at circular reasoning without even knowing what it is!

  2. As always, Joe C has distilled the essence of the thinking of the Left. Flip the coin, it always comes up tails, unless you are beloved by Joe and his friends, in which case it always comes up heads.

  3. Professor Cornell West was on “Tucker” last night explaining democratic socialism. At first you are impressed with how quick-minded and “knowledgeable he is, but as you continue to listen you realize he is making no sense at all. Maybe he is one of Joe’s teachers.

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