(Posted on my Playground Player chess page by our esteemed colleague, “jessicafischerqueen”)
There are times when you’ve just had enough; and then you either go to sea, or go out west to hunt for Sasquatch, aka Bigfoot. Anyone can go to sea; but whoever comes back with incontrovertible proof of Bigfoot–say, a live one in a cage–will be rich and famous forever.
Listen! You can hear undeniable Sasquatch screams in the background.
Unless that’s me, interacting with my computer.
The Bigfoot cries sound kind of creepy (if it’s even a Bigfoot).
I’ve always been interested in Bigfoot and it would be cool if Bigfoot actually exists (maybe a gigantopithecus?), although it is highly doubtful that it does.
I thought it might be leftids lamenting the outcome of the 2016 election; but let Democrats anywhere near a wilderness area, and they have this irresistible urge to pave it over and set up slums.
Yep! Sasquatch is the only explanation. There’s nothing else that could possibly explain something that sounds like wind howling through the trees. NoSireeSir. Settled science. 🙂
The wind? The wind??? I must employ a scientific argument against you…
Science denier! Biggit, biggit, biggit! Racist!
There, that’s settled.
Maybe it was the sound of the climbit changing. 🙂
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A biggit denying Sasquatch? 🙂
I like your new look, Unknowable!