Rants for All Occasions

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One of the things that makes it so easy to be a liberal is that you behave the same way, no matter what the occasion. With this in mind, it’s necessary to redefine some of our more common social rituals.

Funeral: A political event in which participants take the occasion to denounce their political rivals, who are barred from attending, let alone speaking. The dear departed is a prop.

Christening: A political event in which participants take the occasion to denounce their political rivals. The baby is a prop.

Wedding: A political event in which participants take the occasion to denounce their political rivals. The bride and groom are props.

See how easy it is? Any churl can do it.

4 comments on “Rants for All Occasions

  1. Indeed, RINO in chief Mc Cain passed, but the opportunity to use him as a prop could not be resisted.

  2. Isn’t that something? I was thinking the same thing. Poor boobs, looking for anything at all, and can’t even let the dead R.I.P. Shameful

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