Brett Kavanagh cannot “under any circumstances” be confirmed as a Supreme Court justice: because, according to a crack investigative reporter for The New York Times who has won awards for investigating cracks, Kavangh in 1982 threw a piece of ice at someone.
“It it true and I has proof!” writes investigative journalist Rodney Fungus. “I has got the very ice cube he throwed at a guy in 1982 and there is the picture of it if you don’t believe me but it really is proof and I should ought to get one of them Pulitzer Prizes for it!”
Fungus says he has not yet tracked down where the incident took place, or when, although he’s pretty sure it must have been 1982 “because Jimmy Carter he was president that year and I remember seeing him on TV,” nor has he yet interviewed any witnesses. “I don’t need to do none of that stuff,” he adds. “A woman told me about this disgraceful incident so it must be true.”
People with dirty hands should be prevented from making any accusations whatsoever against Judge Kavanaugh. Hear the silence?
This investigation obviously didn’t go far enough. I mean, was it actually a cube? Was it crushed? Was there any color added? Where has it been stored all this time? After all, there must be a ‘chain-of-custody’ issue here, along with the visual and descriptive elements of the ice itself!
The whole idea is ludicrous! Somebody would’ve had to pick up the peice of ice immediately after it was thrown, and rush it to a freezer, and there it would have had to sit for 36 years…
That’s exactly what they did! Not.
It’s a satire. Albeit uncomfortably close to the truth.
Update: Kavanaugh discovered to have been naked with five nurses shortly after birth.
The slime ball! Git the lynchin’ rope. 🙂
It has gotten almost that ridiculous, hasn’t it?
Almost like: “String ‘im up by the nearest tree!”
IceGate- the biggest one of all!! After Kavanaugh is confirmed on Saturday afternoon I hope he throws an ice cube at former Supreme Court Stevens and hits him right between the eyes.
Let’s just pray–and I do mean pray–that the Democrats get wiped out this November like no American political party has ever been wiped out before.
AMEN, and amen!!
Could you imagine what would’ve happened if Hillary got in in 2016? With the two Supreme Court nominees opening through her term, which would’ve resulted in 6 Demacrats and 3 Republicans. Code word for disastrous.
They could then start throwing people into prison for having the wrong politics.
Yes. Or for people speaking negatively about what they are doing via bloging. Praise God Trump was elected!