Hear at Collidge us Introllecturals we lern “things” we nevver knowed “abote” Before!
Yeasterdday “in” Intorsexonal Gender Studdies the teetcher she toled “us” yiu got to Has a Imadginery Freind who willl alyaws tel yiu “wen” yiu are thinkin or sayin or doing somthing “that” Is Sexist or Hatful or Micro Grecian!!! and the “Best Thing” abuot it is yore Imadginery Freind ze becombs Reel!! Jist by sayin you has one,, yiu reely has it!!!
My Imadginery Freind ze “is A” Trans Ghirl named Scrodd i think “that” Is a reel neiss Name!! and Now she gose whith me warevir i amb and yiu know waht?? I axually seen xer!!!! butt ze dont whant me to tel yiu waht ze looks lyke!! becose xe amnt done Trans Itchining yhet! so al I wil “say Is” that ze is reel Biutafull!! evin more Gorjist than Kate Lynn Jender!!!!!
Jist a minnit Aggo i was jist abote to rite “She” insted of “Ze” and wow did Scrodd let me has it for that!!! That “is” howe I got stoppped fromb making a Sexist Micro Grecian!!! and jist nhow ze is teling me i cant eeat no Wyte Jim Sox no moar i can only eeat Plad Sox becose them wyte Sox thay are Racist!!!
I can allreddy fiel my Intralleck groing by leeps and bownds!!!!
Oh my, Collige Joe has really gone off the deep end. Now he has a familiar spirit thinking it is making him more intelligent. Before you know it he will be shooting at Republican politicians playing baseball. Is there an exorcist in the house?
Good old Joe. You just can’t reason with his logic, and now there are two of him, the real Joe and his imaginary friend, so we have twice the “wisdom”.
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