I was anctious Twoday to get to “the” Stodent Soviet meting wee Are “goingto” Out-law and Ban al Hate Fackts becose thay “are” jist hat speach and No One “canbe” aloud to say Them anny moare!! axept wen i got Up “tooday”” i was sick!!!! I didnt knowe It At frist but than somboddy thay toled me “Yiu has got Spotts all” over “yiu” and wen i wented to “The” Infermery the norse she sayed i got Meezles!!! no wunder i feeled so Bad!!
But i whasnt “goingto” let That “stop” Me fromb going two The Meting so i whent and wen i sitted Down than evry boddy thay strated Moving Awhay fromb me like i hadd Coodies or somthing! and i sayed “wahts the Mater whith al of yiu???” and somboddy thay sayed “wel yiu Got Meezles and “That” is a Dizzeese and it is Cantajiss and i dont wanta ketch it fromb Yiu”!!!
i ansered “Now see,, That “Is” jist waht we meen, That is a Hate Fackt and i amb jist a victimb!!!” and yiu “has” to ignor them Meezles lyke thay wasnt Thare!!!”” and our Commissarr she sayed “Yiu know waht? he is Rihght!! Sayin he got Meezles, that reely Is! a Hate Fackt and we can not Akknollidge it so evry boddy yiu has got to Moove yore ” Chares back “up Clost To himb!!!”” So evry boddy thay didd that becose we Are “Not” goingto “pay” no Attentchin to No Hate Fackts anny moare!!
And then Sombthing beuttifull It hapened!! The Commissarr she sayed “Wee has lett a Hate Fackt hurt Joes Feeelings! so now we has to has a Groope Hugg!!”& so we done a reely long And Sqkwishy groope Hugg untill “My” Feeelings thay whasnt hurt no Moare!!! and we spendded al Day twogethar singin hapy songs!!!
and Now i dont feeel so Goood and mayby iff I ete somb Jim Sox i wil feele beter!
I wonder how many in the group hug come down with the measles? But I guess they will figure it is worth it rather than hurt someone’s feelings.
There’s a 69 year old man who is suing to have his age officially changed to 49 because he identifies with being a 49 year old. He claims he is being discriminated against because if he is 49 he can get better looking women on dating sites, qualify for a house mortgage, have more job opportunities, etc. He says he feel like he’s 49 so he has a right to have his age corrected. i thought the age of feelings was in the 19th century’s Romantic period.
Fackts can be bothersome things. 🙂
Ai horp yeu gets batter, Jor Kollej! Und wen yiu doo, pleeze maik ah spiech abaot tinn hatts!
I think you should collect some money to buy a dictionary….
…Believe me it would be totally worth it
If only he could read it…