Here’s a startling fact that’s been known to science since at least 1977, and no one’s ever acted on it:
Insects raised in cages lined with copies of The New York Times don’t grow normally, and die before reaching maturity.
https://leeduigon.com/2015/01/08/new-york-times-stunts-insects-growth/
Why is that not surprising? Look what The New York Times does to human brains. What chance has a grasshopper?
They should require a warning label. 🙂