The Stegosaurus, Colorado’s state dinosaur. Somehow it seems terribly unfair that dinosaurs are extinct and liberals aren’t.
The key to understanding liberals is that, to them, everything bad is good and everything good is bad.
Keep that simple principle in mind as you read this news item about the liberal Lutheran “pastor” in Pot-head Colorado who melted down a bunch of Christian purity rings so she could re-shape the plastic into a statue of a vagina (https://www.lifenews.com/2018/12/05/lutheran-pastor-melts-down-christian-purity-rings-to-create-a-vagina-statue/). And I can’t believe I just typed that sentence.
Why does she do it? Because she’s a liberal, so she thinks purity is something bad. She even invites people to send her their Christian purity rings so she can melt them down and, she babbles, help to start “a Sexual Reformation.” If you send her your purity ring, she’ll send you a “certificate of impurity.” She’s a liberal, so she thinks impurity is something good.
She used to be a standup comic. Something tells me she’s less funny as a pastor.
She has tattoos.
Yeah, I know, we’re not supposed to judge by appearances. But when someone takes that much trouble over her appearance, so as to send a message to anyone who chances to look on her, I think we’re allowed to read the message. In this case, I think, the message is “I am a big fat liberal fat-head and my theology, I don’t know, it’s either wicked or preposterous, or both.” At least that’s the vibe I get from her.
Let us all resolve to oppose liberalism on every front and never stop until it’s utterly defeated, everywhere.