Archeologists Floyd Gumbo, Sven-Ole Rabinowicz, and Rafael Santana moments before they were struck down by the curse
Three of the world’s least prominent archeologists have been struck down by an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh’s curse (sorry, no link: you’ll have to take our word for this).
Acting on information received from some guy on Youtube, Spigot University professors Floyd Gumbo, Sven-Ole Rabinowicz, and Rafael Santana discovered and entered what they believed to be the only ancient Egyptian tomb in Canada. Having deciphered the hieroglyphics on the door, which identified the tomb as that of the 34th Dynasty King Hutin-Holla, the archeologists proceeded to the burial chamber.
When they opened the sarcophagus, they found themselves unable to agree on how to spell the word and fell into a sharp three-way argument. It was at this point that Dr. Gumbo read the message imprinted on the mummy wrappings:
“Get your hands off me, you $#@&$%-&^%&$# ______ing *****ers!”
The language of the curse was so lurid, the archeologists fell down dead when they heard it. Even now, the surviving videotape of that last moment in the chamber is too dangerous for public consumption.
The message appears to have been redacted.
You have to watch out for those curses. Down in Brazil where they have arrested holy man, John of God, a famous psychic healer, for sexual harassment of hundreds of women (he was once patronized by Bill Clinton, which may reveal much). It seems during the interrogation of John by authorities, the computer being used to record the session malfunctioned, and the appliances in the building all shorted out. You can Google or Bing it for yourself if you have doubts (same for the Egyptian tomb in Canada :).
I did notice that headline on Drudge today, but had no time to read it–had to write a book review for Chalcedon, and program some posts for tomorrow.
The comments for the post “They need us to be guilty” are disabled. It is a dynamite post that hope will picked up by other Christian bloggers!!
Ach! I’ll fix that now.
WordPress has added so many steps to posting, I’m bound for forget one here or there.
I’d like to see that post reblogged somewhere.