I herd a lexture Last nihght it jist blode my Mind!!!
It was a gest prefesser i cant spel her “naime” but It was somthing like Abbey Babbly she is “a” famis Femmanast she finded a grate Ogrenizaytoin it is “callled” #Radicle Al Incloosave! and she sayed we Cant ware themb Vajiyna Hats no moar “becose” thare is lots of Wimmim thay hasnt got Vajynas thay has peepees insted!!!!! and fromb now On “we” has got to “be” Incloosave of Wimmins whith-out themb thare whatsits!!! Dammit i jist bauhght one too)!
“In facked^” she sayed “evin The Whurd “”Wimmin”” it is Extruding al themb wimmins that hasnt got Yiu Know Waht” and farthermoor “al Whurds thay “are” Bad becose eech Whurd it extrudes evry Thing whitch is Not That Whurd” And “that it is Not Incloosave!”” Like frinstints if yiu says Som thing it “is a” Thum Tack well then It extrudes evry thing “whitch is” not a Thum Tack!!!”” I nevver thinked of that befour!!! Butt of coarse That “is” wye we go to Collidge in the frist plaice,, to Lern New Stufff!!! and that “is” how yiu becomes a Interllectural!!!!! i do not Whant to Affend annyboddy that say thay are a Thum Tack!!!
Then she reely sayed a reely raddicle thing,, “she sayed gess Waht, thare isnt no sutch Thing “as” a Man or a Wimmin themb whurds thay was maid up by The Paytryarchie to keeep Wimmin down and so Fromb Now On the Whurd Wimmin it “has” got to In-cloode Evry-One!!!!!! So i becomed a Wimmin jist by hering that thare lexture!!!
And then she toled us “Men” only thare isnt no sutch thing, “Men” thay can Get Pregganent too jist like Wimmon used to! I wished she wood of toled us How yiu Get Pregganent so i can maik sure “it” dont hapen To Me!!! then i wuld has to get a Bortion and it wuld Be a Hassle!!
Whell i got to taik Som Time offf to rap My Mind aruond “al” this New Stuff I lernted,, it makes My Moth Antenners hurt!
I’ve personally met any number of thumb tacks that were emotionally damaged because when people talked about things other then thumb tacks, they felt excluded. I told them I was on their side, it they must’ve been liberals, because using the word “I” offended them, because it excluded everyone else except myself. (There I go again, being exclusionary. 🙂
Obviously you got the point, which rewards my efforts. Really, it’s a challenge to get inside the head of anyone as stupid as Joe Collidge and then to try to express his so-called thoughts without having it just come out as incomprehensible babble. Not as easy as it looks!
I agree. Such illogic is hard to express in words.
(My sincere apologies to everyone I excluded by saying that. I was thinking of each and every one of you and I wish you all plenty of safe space, hot cocoa, comfy pajamas, etc.) 🙂
lol