My momma always told me, “Never bowl with sticky fingers.” How right she was! It might help if your bowling shoes were just a little stickier, though. At least it would’ve helped a few of the bowlers in this video.
Never mind more news! Bowling like a space alien is something that everybody understands.
What disasters. That shows why I was never willing to give this a try.
I was a horrible bowler–but never this horrible.
My exact comment, before reading yours, was going to be “and I thought I was bad at bowling”.
Not many are this bad. I have watched the game at the local alley when my friends and I had lunch there. Some were not good, but none this bad.
I wonder how Hank Johnson would do at a bowling game…
Some things are better left to the imagination. That’s one of them.
lol! What I imagine is this: I’m afraid that Hank’s bowling ball will be so overly heavy that… he will tip over… and um… and collapse-ize…
Dadburn it, now you’ve made me tip over and capsize!
🙂
Who knew bowling could be so dangerous.
My parents were big bowlers so I bowled a lot growing up. When married, I joined the Whirlpool League and averaged 185. My partner had several 300 games under his belt. Once I even won a city tournament because of my handicap points. Haven’t bowled for years – maybe one of these days.