My momma always told me, “Never bowl with sticky fingers.” How right she was! It might help if your bowling shoes were just a little stickier, though. At least it would’ve helped a few of the bowlers in this video.
Never mind more news! Bowling like a space alien is something that everybody understands.
I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations.
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My parents were big bowlers so I bowled a lot growing up. When married, I joined the Whirlpool League and averaged 185. My partner had several 300 games under his belt. Once I even won a city tournament because of my handicap points. Haven’t bowled for years – maybe one of these days.
February 5th, 2019 at 4:46 pm
What disasters. That shows why I was never willing to give this a try.
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February 5th, 2019 at 4:55 pm
I was a horrible bowler–but never this horrible.
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February 5th, 2019 at 7:57 pm
My exact comment, before reading yours, was going to be “and I thought I was bad at bowling”.
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February 5th, 2019 at 5:14 pm
Not many are this bad. I have watched the game at the local alley when my friends and I had lunch there. Some were not good, but none this bad.
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February 6th, 2019 at 11:17 am
I wonder how Hank Johnson would do at a bowling game…
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February 6th, 2019 at 1:00 pm
Some things are better left to the imagination. That’s one of them.
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February 7th, 2019 at 10:59 am
lol! What I imagine is this: I’m afraid that Hank’s bowling ball will be so overly heavy that… he will tip over… and um… and collapse-ize…
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February 7th, 2019 at 11:00 am
Dadburn it, now you’ve made me tip over and capsize!
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February 7th, 2019 at 12:35 pm
🙂
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February 6th, 2019 at 3:11 pm
Who knew bowling could be so dangerous.
My parents were big bowlers so I bowled a lot growing up. When married, I joined the Whirlpool League and averaged 185. My partner had several 300 games under his belt. Once I even won a city tournament because of my handicap points. Haven’t bowled for years – maybe one of these days.
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