I love Melania Trump because she never bothers us. Most of the First Ladies in my time have been pests. The last one was the worst. Well, no, check that–Mrs. Clinton was the worst. But the other was certainly the runner-up. Like for instance:
Mrs. Obama’s good old-fashioned ‘smores! Minus chocolate, minus marshmallows. Take that, you peasants!
Mmm… that smore looks good! 😋
Have one on me! Obama isn’t in the White House anymore!
Hooray!
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