A totally unreliable source has leaked this document to our blog. Here it is.
From: “Bill” Zebubb, consultant
Confidential to: all Democratic office-holders, candidates, operatives, and imps
Hi, everybody! As you all know, we are the party that hates hate! The Republicans are the Haters, not us. Everybody understands that; but even so, a few of us seem a little confused about who we’re allowed to hate and who we’re not. And remember, it’s not “hate” when it comes from us! It’s “justice.”
To make sure the party doesn’t suddenly tip over and capsize, I have provided a short list of people we’re allowed to hate because it isn’t really hate to hate them. To wit:
White people in general; white males; straight white males; white women married to white males; all white persons over the age of 40 (except for our party’s leaders, and entertainers, etc.); all Republicans and their families; Republicans’ dogs and cats; smokers; babies who are being born (remember, it’s not a person: just part of the woman’s body); The Rich (except for our own party’s leaders, athletes who criticize America, movie stars, and TV news anchors: please remember never to diss them!); Christians; Israel; Jews who support Israel; Jews who are not atheists; and, in short, anybody else who isn’t us.
Until further notice, everybody, it’s open season on all of the above; but let’s remember to lay off the nasty cracks about our own party leadership, a la David Hogg. David who? you say. We made him go away; and we can make a certain AOC go away, too: a word to the wise is sufficient.
Remember–His Infernal Majesty is always watching! It’s his Democrat Party now, so handle it with care.
LOL. A manifesto for the bizarros. There’s only one way to make AOC “go away” but we just can’t seem to get the people off their couches. Being awakened by this hellfire satirical, and terminal, truth isn’t enough. We must move them – or burn their couches. Hmm…what color should our Vests be?
Yellow!
Yes, as in “bellied”?
bellied or bellyed?
Definitely bellied.
I was thinking the the Yellow Jackets in France, who forced Macron to back off his gas tax.
I hear you. I was thinking that yellow for us would mean cowardly because our protests are small, few, and far between.
I noticed hypocrites were not on the list, but that’s because they would then have to hate themselves (gods do not hate themselves).
I think most libs do hate themselves but won’t admit it.