Yiu cant Beet Beeto!!!

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I jist lernt “sumnthing” grate “on” the CNN Niews!!!

That nogood Racist Biggit Moreon Donold Trumpt,, soone he “wont” “be” pressadint no moar!!! Beeto O. Rork he whil be pressadint insted!!!!! Becose CNN thay taked a pole and the pole it “showed” Beeto he is a head by ten poynts!!!! and i was so hapy i runned out-side and jumped “all” aruond butt i had to Stop wen my Pants thay splitted!!

Of coarse i stil whant Hillery she shuld be pressadint but Beeto he is amlost as grate!!! i fourget weather he is fromb Tecksis or Suedan but that dont mater! He is so grate!!! aslo he is a genieist, he is “reel” Smart! and he wuld of won Last time only The Russhins thay rigged that ellectoin in wearever it was so that bumb Ted Croose he wuld win insted!! So voating for Beeto it is amlost the saim “as” Voating four Hillery!!!!!

And yiu woodnt beleave How increddably Poplar Beeto he is!!! Did yiu know that at “his” Last Raly he had amlost 30 peeple!?? No whey thay wood evver fitt “in” My prefesser”s Tool Shedd!!! Plus i heared that all themb 30 peeple at the raly thay was all genieistes tooo!!! That is a awphle lot of brane powwer in jist One plaice!!!!!

Hear at Collidge our Stodent Soviet wee has all reddy rooled that evryboddy hear thay has to voat “four” Beeto or Elsa thay willl be ackspellt and lose al thare Tutoin munny!!! Becose yiu cant has No Dyvercity unlest evvry one thay al voats the saim whay!!!

Yiu jist whait untill Beeto he “is” pressadint!!! Yiu woont reckanize this nogood stopid countrie onct he “gets” thurohugh whith it!!!!!!

3 comments on “Yiu cant Beet Beeto!!!”

  1. And everyone has to skateboard to the polls, right? Or will the Student Soviet harvest everyone’s votes and deliver them to the polls (after checking to see that they’re filled out correctly, of course)?

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    1. I don’t trust Joe on a skateboard.
      Vote harvesting is surely the way to go. California has proved that.

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