A Superhero Quandary

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It’s a freakin’ comic book!

You think it’s easy being a superhero? Hah! If only it were just a matter of saving the world, yeah, sure, they can handle that. But all this other stuff–! Like for instance:

https://www.newsarama.com/45468-marvel-studios-exec-calls-x-men-name-outdated.html

Alas, the X-Men have been told their name is obsolete. They were good enough to let a bunch of female superheroes into their club, and by including them, they laid themselves open to being called uninclusive. So Marvel Comics’ executive vice president says the X-Men brand is outdated. Looks like they’re gonna need a new one.

“X-Persons”? Wow, doesn’t that have a ring to it!

And I just thought of another promble with “X-Men.” What if somebody who doesn’t know comic books should hear that as “Ex-men”? They might think “former men.” Trannies, maybe.

How about “X-Bipeds”? Or “X-Living Organisms”? Nah, not inclusive enough.

Ooh-ooh, I’ve got it! The new name for the X-Men!

Brand X.

There! Absolutely can’t beat that. Problem solved!

18 comments on “A Superhero Quandary

  1. There’s lots of actual problems in the world, but a comic book isn’t one of them. This is Marxist thinking, all things MUST be equal. It has infected the Western world through Political Correctness.

    1. It’s getting easier to find a superhero than to find a plumber. A superhero who could unclog your pipes would make a fortune.

    2. I don’t rightly know. I wanted to sound authoritative. I just so flamin’ tired of comic book movies–and I don’t even watch them!

    3. Same here. I watched the Batman movie of the nineties and, perhaps saw a couple of others, but none of them impressed me in the slightest.

    1. They’re like the Taliban, they destroy art and culture replacing it with their own.

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