Sorry! No Essay Questions

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G’day, mates! Byron the Quokka here, with some clarification about our Bell Mountain Trivia Contest.

I don’t know how the rumor got started, or who started it, but there are not going to be any essay questions in this contest. My cousin Bengay is crazy about essay questions. He turns everything into an essay question. Ask him what’s the bloomin’ time, and he gives you an essay.

We don’t need that in the contest, do we? Short answers are the best. And by the way, here are the answers to the first two questions:

One, the best wine in Obann comes from Durmurot; and two, Martis’ horse is named Dulayl. Question No. 3–who called himself the king of Lintum Forest?–is still in play, and Question No. 4 will come up by and by. There will be 20 questions. The reader with the most right answers gets a gold watch with this green face on it that sings a creepy little song sort of like a bunch of ants would sing it–oops, I mean an autographed book.

9 comments on “Sorry! No Essay Questions

    1. Oh, fap! That’s happened to me a few times, but the problem (whatever it was!) went away when I tried again, sometimes twice.

    2. I had to wait for about 30 minutes after I clicked the reblog button before the post appeared. But still it wasn’t complete (only my comment was there, not the post), so I updated it with categories, then the full post appeared somehow. Hopefully it will bring more combatants.

  1. Awww, Lee, that picture makes me want to brush the crumbs off Byron’s fur and kiss him on his boopable nose. 🙂

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