G’day! Byron here, and her in the picture is my cousin Lucy, who is famous for making inane comments that don’t qualify to win a comment contest. Some of you readers have asked for examples of her work. She doesn’t mind. So here are a few.
“If there’s no such place as Orion, then how come we can see it?”
“It’s healthier to do your sunbathing at night.” Crikey, that almost makes sense!
“Where do homing pigeons go if they’ve got no home?”
“They ought to put computers in pogo sticks, like they do in cars.”
“I saw a man get lost once, even though he knew where he was going. He was still lost when he got there.”
No fear, there’s a time and a place for talking piffle. Lucy’s good at it. But you can’t use piffle to win the comment contest.
Lucy and Collige Joe need to get together and compare notes.
I thing everyone has a cousin like Lucy. ))
LOL!! Thanks, Byron. I like your cousin, she’s awesome.
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LOL!!!😂