One can hardly help saying, “I don’t know where she’s been, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.”
Oh, no! Say it ain’t so! Alas, I am devastated!
Hey, I hope you’re sitting down for this. Maybe you’d better lie down, in case you faint. This has gotta be, like, the worst nooze you ever heard.
Until Climbit Change is “resolved,” Miley Cyrus refuses to have children (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jul/12/miley-cyrus-i-refuse-to-have-kids-until-climate-ch/). [Thirty-minute break for wailing and gnashing of teeth]
One thing you’ve got to give our era credit for. Thanks to our communications technology, now more driveling doofuses can be heard by more people than ever before. Now any 20-something dullard can harangue the whole world.
Ah, what the world is losing! Just think of the towering egotism, and the profound lack of talent, that won’t be passed on! You could just sit there and cry. I mean, what meaning can my life have, if Miley Cyrus doesn’t have kids? Gee, I hope the Foreign Legion recruiting offices are ready to handle the crowds.
See, she ain’t gonna have kiddies “until kids can live on an earth with fish in the water.” And earth the planet, she instructs us, is female. Yowsah. “We’ve been doing the same thing to earth that we do to women.” Another pampered zillionaire trying to pass herself off as a poor oppressed victim. Hey, chuckles–wanna trade incomes?
It’s demeaning, to be lectured to by persons this stupid. You don’t see the likes of her getting censored in the social media.
It’s an embarrassment that America could ever have bred up such a schnook.
Well: that sure changes my plans for the day. 🙂
I guess there’s an upside to climate change then.
Just about makes it worthwhile!
Another Disney child star gone over to the dark side. My wife says this a hot item on Twitter and most people are cheering her for not having children – one of her is one too many.
I hope she never have kids