‘Now You Can Get a Degree in Nothing’ (2016)

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It’s suicidal. Not only do we teach your people to hate their country; we also teach them to be stupid. And charge them a fortune for it!


Today’s satire is tomorrow’s nooze.

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

3 responses to “‘Now You Can Get a Degree in Nothing’ (2016)

  • Phoebe

    I see all kinds of metaphysical puzzles in this. For example: Can a nothing degree actually be perceived, or only named? And once it is named, can it still be said to be nothing? And so on … for hours of fun in philosophy departments and campus-area bars at midnight.

    I also see many marketing opportunities outside academia. For example: Why spend time and money in school when you can have the same documented study of nothing for only $69.99 plus tax and shipping? Order your very own certificate of nothing now, and also receive a free WOKE button. Hurry! This offer won’t last! (Graduate level certificates are available for an additional $20.)

  • thewhiterabbit2016

    How about a doctorate degree in video games, and a minor degree in Nothing – but wait, wouldn’t that be about the same thing?

  • unknowable2

    From what I’ve seen of recent grads from IT programs, a lot of degrees are in Nothing, even if they claim to be in Computer Science.

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