Hear Now the Nooze

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Let’s see… Black churches are “homophobic” for not supporting Mayor Pete Butt-thing for president… President Trump has gone crazy and wants to buy Greenland, totally unidentified sources say… more sex with robots… Portland lets Far Left thugs from Antifa sack the city, but calls out all the cops for the Far Right–and we know those guys are Far Right because the Southern Poverty Lie Center says so…

And you wonder why I’m posting videos of Australian birds?

I’m sorry, folks! I know I should be covering some of the day’s nooze, but I just can’t seem to find any nooze that’s not disgusting.

But hey–if you’ve got anything that you think needs reporting, just post a comment with a link in it to whatever nooze item you fancy.

5 comments on “Hear Now the Nooze

  1. There is no sense in covering “the news” because it has become so predictable that only something like the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano or a 10.0 earthquake in California can be considered “news.” All that we have today is wicked stupidity codified, restated and demanded from the Left.

    1. You’re right, of course–it’s all stupid, predictable: they just go round and round in circles, incessantly repeating themselves.

  2. I like the Greenland story. President Truman tried to buy it from Denmark. We bought the Louisiana Purchase from France, Alaska for Russia, and land from Mexico. We have already purchased the Virgin Islands from Denmark, so why not Greenland – they’ll never develop it, so why not let the U.S. do it.

    1. Thing is, this was apparently a joke, the WSJ didn’t identify any of its sources, and as usual the Democrats pitched a fit over it.

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