You Won’t Believe Your Eyes: ‘Mayor-y Poppins’

At first we–Susan, Patty, and I–thought this couldn’t possibly be Michael Bloomberg, just a totally awesome imitation. I mean, c’mon! Bloomberg would never say anything as baldly obvious as “Maybe I can make people behave!”

This May Be the Most Cringeworthy Video of Mike Bloomberg Yet

We looked it up, though–and holy cow, it really was Bloomberg! In 2006. Fourteen years ago. In 2006 he did this takeoff on Mary Poppins to, well, make light of his presidential prospects.

Thing is, that “make people behave” schtick is pure, unadulterated Bloomberg. He’s said it many times: use taxation as a means of behavior modification. The government should use taxes to encourage or deter certain behaviors. To “train” us, like Pavlov’s dogs. And what you don’t want to tax, you ban.

Mr. Bloomberg very, very much wants to “make people behave.”

He’s trying to sell himself to us as a… “moderate.”

Warning: Once you buy this item, you won’t be allowed to return it.

4 comments on “You Won’t Believe Your Eyes: ‘Mayor-y Poppins’

  1. These vile demons destroying their way into our White House are no longer funny. They are too dangerous, too psychotic with power and money, and throwing hillary in our faces is, or should be, the last straw. If we Christians don’t make Trump president again, I will stop going to church. Not talking faith, just assembly. I can’t takes no mo’!!

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