Is this the year the locust has eaten down to the ground, or what?
We’ve got the panic pandemic Chicom-Wereallgonnadie! virus, Climbit Change (“51 days left to save the planet!”), and Democrats and social media barons bragging about how they’re gonna addle and confuse the national election so Hidin’ with Biden can move into the White House–
And now… no Peeps! No marshmallow peeps.
This is the most unkindest cut of all. This is too much. The Just Born Co. is not going to re-start production until sometime next year: everybody’s gotta stay home on account of The Virus. King Virus. Long live the king. So we can’t have any Peeps.
Are we going to do this every time there’s a disease on the loose, from now on?
Are we going to remember that Communist China unleashed this on the world? And that Democrats are trying every dirty trick they can think of to exploit it?
Oh Lord our God! Deliver us out of the claws of the ungodly and the wicked, who seek to profit from this wasted year. In Jesus’ name, Amen.
What’s wrong with this corrupt generation…
It’s been educated by leftids.
That explains everything…
By the way, yesterday I saw a werewolf.
A fake one at Costco, to be more precise!
I hope the Peeps will come back real soon!
I thought Japan had gotten rid of all its werewolves.
We’re working on it!
I think we’ve only begun to see the fallout from this.
A year without Peeps, that’s just too much. They’ve crossed over the line.
You can’t outrun a virus.
What are peeps?
They’re a traditional and well-loved American holiday-themed candy, marshmallow with a coating of sugar. I’ve loved them all my life.
We stocked up on Peeps – my wife loves them. With all the talk about civil war if Trump wins maybe we should stock up on other things besides Peeps.