Quokka U. to Teach Political Science

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G’day! Byron the Quokka here, with big huge news from Quokka University!

Today we have founded our official and bona fide Political Science Dept. and put its first course in our sillibus. I’m not sure how to spell that word, which is embarrassing because they’ve made me the chairquokka of the department.

Anyway, our course is called “Archaic Ideas in Politics” and it’s all about a lot of old-fashioned political notions guaranteed to keep you from ever getting woke–ideas like cutting government down to size, preserving individual liberties, limiting the power of the big shots, relying on actual laws instead of mandates, and rescuing society from nimrods who act and talk like they came from eggs laid by defective platypuses. Sign up for this course now, before it gets so crowded that nobody goes there anymore.

Now all we need for our Political Science Dept. is some political scientists. I think I  once saw one who got lost in our nearby mangrove swamp. If you want to teach political science here, drop me a line. The pay is all the nice leaves you can eat. Plus a bicycle!

Several liberals have already protested our course, so we know we’re on the right track.

4 comments on “Quokka U. to Teach Political Science

  1. Oooh, the bicycle is tempting, but I wouldn’t be able to get there because they won’t let me on aircraft without a mask. And like a course in nose-booping or pickup sticks, it really can’t be taught with distance learning.

    But congratulations on your new position as chairquokka, Byron! With all your talents and responsibilities, you certainly are a renaissance quokka.

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