There is no cause for alarm. I am merely trying to amass clicks. Once I’ve mastered the art, I’ll apply for a job with the Sacramento Bee, where the more clicks you get, the higher your pay. Please note that I haven’t actually told a lie: both the cat and the dog are in the nude. And they’re quarreling over a spot on a bed.
I probably should have taken care to falsify something, as I re-learn how to be a journalist.
Now that is the kind of insightful journalism we need more of!
I shouldn’t say this, but my cat is a nudist. For that matter, I am too, but I camouflage it by wearing clothes over my nudism. 🙂
How can you say the cat is a nudist? Look at that beautiful fur coat!
That’s what I call a catchy headline – great way to generate clicks. I say the cat won given its size handicap.
Plenty of room on the bed for both, but they both wanted the same spot.