And what university would that be, old sport? None other than Quokka U.! And that’s me, Byron, hastening to bring the news.
Yes, now you can get course credit in any course you want, just for entering Lee’s Second Annual Christmas Carol Contest. Doesn’t matter what your major is–it’s two credits for every carol you enter into the contest. I know one quokka who’s halfway to his diploma before the University has even opened, before he’s signed up for a single course–just by coming up with Christmas carols.
But I also need to bring up an unrelated subject: systemic phobophobia. The unimportance of this cannot be overemphasized.
Phobophobia is the problem no one cares about. In fact, I don’t even know what it is. I’m just reading off a crumpled piece of paper somebody found wrapped around a popsicle stick.
Back to what matters! So many of you have never requested a hymn or suggested a carol. That’s why we’re offering course credits! Just think of all the time you won’t have to spend dremmeling away in a classroom!
And believe me–a Quokka University degree is worth its weight in eucalyptus leaves.
Oh, goody! How many course credits do I have so far? This is even better than a comments contest. Quokka U. is the best school in the world. 🙂
And here’s another carol request for two more course credits: “Silent Night.”
A degree in Christmas carols! Now that’s my kind of university (and I hear eucalyptus leaves make you mellow).