Why go to all the trouble to make a black Superman movie (https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/dc-black-superman-jj-abrams-clark-kent) when anyone can just put on a pair of glasses that lets you see anyone in any color you please? Besides which, who goes to the movies anymore? There’s nothing to see.
Ah! But imagine you’re watching a Superman movie and just burning up inside because Superman is white. What do you do?
You put on a pair of Co-lor-Spex from Pdgaa Products–and presto! Everyone in the movie, even in the crowd scenes, is black! No more whiteys anywhere. Buy a different pair of Spex for every color!
And they work with pictures in books, too. And TV broadcasts. And for stuff streaming on your computer. Even the nooze!
With Co-lor-Spex you will never again–never!–have to see people who aren’t the right color. But wait, there’s more!
Pdgaa’s crack research team is working on All Day Co-lor-Spex so that every person you see in public or in private will be in the color that you want to see! You’ll never again see anyone who’s in the wrong skin color!
And they’re only $1.99 a pair! Order yours today!