We hased “a” spacial Lexture tooday fromb somb laydy fromb The U-N. whoo toled us “we shood” awt to Eet Bugs to Saive The Plannit!!!!! I was a Litle Nurvus “at” frist becose i amb “the ownly” One Heer whoo has Moth Antenners groing “out” Of my hedd and i was Affrayed somb boddy thay mite try To “taik” a byte Out Of me!!!!! Butt she brung pulenty of Meelwerms and Crikkits and grubbs and Beatles so thare was lotts And “lotts” of Reel buggs for Evry boddy!!!
I whas Un-lukky tho;; I tryed to eet this heer Big Black Beatle and it turnned Out “tobe” A Pintch Bug!! He got me “in” the Lip and boy didd that Hurt!!!!! and layter i hased somb Meelwerms but thay taystid jist Awffle!!! i nevver wood of eeted themb iff It diddnt Saive The Plannit!! (I wunder iff yiu “are” saposed to coock themb furst!)
So i wented Out-Side to warsh my mowth Out in the goaldfish pond and thare i seen that U-N. laydy tawking “on” her sellphoan and lauffin-and-laffin like krazy and i “heered” her too and she was saying Man “yiu shood of seen em eeting Awl “thoase” buggs, what “a” buntch of idjits ha-ha-Ha!!”!” I wunder watt she ment bye That!!!
Whel no boddy thay evver sayed “it” Whas Eazy To Saive The Plannit and beleave you me this whasnt Eazy!!! Yuk! i can still taiste themb lowzy Meelwerms and i keeep “Thinking” i can feeel themb cralling Arownd In-Side my stummick!!!!
Uh-oh, PETA is not going to like all this eating of animal life. 🙂
Love that bit about the UN lady laughing on her cell phone! Although … do you suppose the same UN lady has been laughing all along about those idjitts who’ve been walking around in masks?
As the Magic 8-Ball used to say, “It is certain.”
There are definitely people out there that want to treat their fellowman like imbeciles. I’m sure some of these people do laugh.
The Left is nuts!
They’re always pushing this–for us, not them.
True to them we are just peasants
Where’s Wat Tyler and John Ball when we need them?