“Jury duty? Waddayamean? I never got that summons…”
“Has anybody seen my bank statement?”
Never mind the silly headline. I was just thinking of some of the disasters that might ensue if your cat gets too worked up about your mail. What do they think when they see all this stuff coming through the mail slot?
Time for the cat to take charge! That’s what they think.
I think they believe that anything that happens on “their” territory is for them to deal with, and deal they do.
They obviously think this is some kind of toy — like the feathers on a pole-and-string.
The cat would find the person guilty if they had to do jury duty.