Gee, why did the bear shinny up that tree so fast?
Because the dog was coming!
Dog? What dog?
That little tiny dog that you can barely see, he’s so small.
Oh, the bear is climbing back down now. He must have realized he was in no possible danger. Most embarrassing for him.
What? The bear runs away? Because that little bitty dog is chasing him?
Ran him right out of town, by cracky.