Don’t forget to pick up those voter registration forms, kiddies!
At last! An election reform proposed by Democrats!
Since this proposal was first aired five years ago, they’ve changed it so that all the kids would have to do is collect already filled-out registration forms at all the houses they visit and, when their bag is filled, simply hand it over to their friendly community organizer. “The same can and will be done with ballots themselves,” adds Mr. Bubo.
Work continues on crafting a new Mandate to forbid criticism of The Party.