It was so much easier when Gerry Ford was president. All you had to do was wear a “WIN” button.
Inflation is sucking us dry, but not to worry–the noozies at Bloomberg Nooze have three sure-fire tips to fight inflation.
https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/03/20/bloomberg-news-let-your-pets-die-to-fight-inflation/
First, if your pets get sick, let ’em die. Who sez noozies have no souls?
Second, sell your car and rely exclusively on mass transportation! (Damn! Why didn’t I think of that? Well, there’ll be plenty of time to think, waiting for the bus that shows up late.)
Third, eat lots and lots of beans and lentils instead of meat.
Question! How hard is it to make a liberal choke to death on beans? One is sorely tempted to find out.
Not a whole lot of public transportation outside of large cities. And hard to ride a bicycle through the snow drifts and white ice of the Dakotas in the winter. Of course (according to the apparent assumptions of our overlords) we can always have our servants carry us everywhere in sedan chairs. As to how the servants will survive … well, let’s talk about covid or Putin instead.
Don’t you just love waiting in a freezing rain, with bags of groceries to carry, for a bus that’s late again?
That’s assuming there’s even a bus service to wait for. Outside of major cities, there isn’t — and even in some large cities the buses run only on limited routes. If you don’t live, work, and shop on one of them you’re out of luck.
There is ZERO mass transit where I live, or any practical way to arrange it.
Oh, well, then, you just have to do what Pete Buttock-something says, and buy an electric car.
Imagine all the money o can save by taking one a huge debt load. 🙂
Spend your way out of debt–works every time.
Yep.
How about their suggestion “Don’t buy in bulk” when that is exactly what you should do. These economists need to go back to 010.
They sure do think of us as peasants