Henry Hull in “The Werewolf of London”… Could we have Julie London in “The Werewolf of Hull”?
You don’t expect werewolves in Yorkshire. But for some thousand years, people in the cities of Hull and Kingston have reported them. A few years ago, “Old Stinker” (as they call him) was back, entering the city via storm drains.
A sudden rise in tourism was eagerly anticipated, but it doesn’t seem to have worked out that way. No one got a photo or a video of Old Stinker. By and by the fuss died down.
… Until the next time.
You’d think that by now, with smartphones in every hand, someone would have caught a photo of Old Stinker, even a grainy-fakey one like the ones that have been supposedly taken of the Loch Ness Monster. After all, how can you sell souvenir t-shirts and mugs without at least a grainy-fakey photo?
Frustrating, isn’t it?